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HERE ARE THE FACTS

- I'm a visionary with bad eyesight

- A food critic that can't cook

- Likely to listen to Migos, Slipknot, and John Denver all in the same 20–minute car ride

- Household Ping–Pong Champion 

- I have a music library of over 200 songs I've written and recorded

- A car lover, but how automobiles work is a complete mystery to me

- I have the rhythmic precision of a metronome, but the dancing skills of a suburban dad

- A workaholic that loves to sleep in